Bloomberg Grants Immunity for Alternate-Side Parking, Parking Tickets and Late Library Books for Anyone Caught Up in the Rapture

Well, one less thing to worry about I guess:

Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg on Friday pledged relief from the often-criticized rules, saying it was “official policy” in a doomsday situation. “Alternate-side parking will take on a whole different meaning, actually,” he joked in an interview with John Gambling on WOR-AM (710).

If the end of the world comes to pass, Mr. Bloomberg said, city residents will also not have to worry about returning library books or paying parking tickets. He noted that it would help ease the city’s traffic problems.

This is New York City though, I’m not sure how much the rapture will actually effect traffic congestion.


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