Cops in upstate New York broke up a drug ring that was allegedly selling Obama branded heroin. I expected a rise in kids named Barack or something, but come on, Obama branded heroin?
Investigators arrested five suspects for their alleged roles in the narcotics distribution activity. The branding of illicit drugs is a favorite of pushers, who have previously sold bin Laden heroin, Harry Potter Ecstasy, bricks of Teletubbies cocaine, and green-tinted crack in recognition of St. Patrick’s Day.
Damn, these guys should open an ad agency.